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1: Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today! [PART 19] (132) 2: VIP QUALITY Wikipedia Links [PART 2] (23) 3: Youtubes of VIP Quality [Part 3] (899) 4: moot shut down the text boards. (11) 5: VIPTRONIC 10 (45) 6: [LISTEN] Music Discussion Thread [ENJOY] (519) 7: [LINKS] VIP Quality Link Thread [INTERNET] (601) 8: [internet] Status of SAoVQ [SERIOUS BUSINESS] WARNING: possible actual serious discussion (13) 9: ITT We reach 1000 with more things that can make you a better VIPPER: Scorrini Testarossa Remix (442) 10: [Anime] Let's chat about anime! [Cartoons] (521) 11: [ƒRƒ~ƒbƒN] Manga Discussion Thread [COMIC] (335) 12: Bump this thread every time you visit for the LAST TIME today! (23) 13: Is this place safe from the Jews? (11) 14: VIPTronic/DQN Music Downloads!?!?!?? (14) 15: Post ITT every time you remember your dream (580) 16: ive found it ;) (27) 17: Anonymous Message Board (4) 18: Manly Men Animes renamed as if they starred MOE GIRLS [Reversion] (43) 19: Table Cat VI: The Table is Dead, Long Live the Cat (91) 20: [GAMING] Post VIP Games [BONDING] (874) 21: i gots dots (5) 22: My Summer Vacation (24) 23: bread stop using ponzu's face on your album covers (13) 24: [New Media] VIPcast [Podcasting][Recipe for disaster] (142) 25: [ask anything]China Man[tell answer] (65) 26: Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today! [PART 18] (1001) 27: [NEWS] [CURRENT]@š@WORLD NEWS THREAD@™@[SO SERIOUS] [OH MY GOD] (87) 28: [PIG DISGUSTING]Lets get from 1-1000 with OPPAI OPPAI[INDIVIDUALITY] (547) 29: Dreams (21) 30: Bump this thread every time you are gay (13) 31: [WIKIPEDIA] ITT VIP QUALITY Wikipedia Links (1001) 32: Thread in which Each Post is a Short Story Idea (31) 33: SAoVQ Zine? [idea] (233) 34: My name is Squeeks (29) 35: [JOKES] Be funny [HAHAHEHEHAHEHEOEHO] (82) 36: Organization and Discusion of a VIP translation team (23) 37: [SHOW ME] KIKKOMAN! [SHOYU] (227) 38: [Lonely] Where is everyone? [Sad] (22) 39: Bronies should not be allowed in SAoVQ (16) 40: I'm so VIP (13)

Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today! [PART 19] (132)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-08 14:58 [Del]

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123 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-18 08:15 [Del]

I feel bad for the people who get so worked up over that stuff.

124 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-18 08:48 [Del]

Yeah, planet-wide human rights violations and per-state law breaking in just about every country with Internet, naaaah no big deal. Don't worry about it.

125 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-18 09:00 [Del]

Okay, I won't!

126 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-18 11:45 [Del]


There's lots of people I don't like on the internet, so this works out for me

127 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-18 19:02 [Del]

The people who bitch about in those kinds of threads are the last people who would ever do anything useful about it. They've fallen into exactly the same complacency they claim is ruining the world.

128 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-18 21:00 [Del]

First visit in months, I missed all the posts bursting with quality.

Such privacy. Very important.


129 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-19 00:05 [Del]

Please... stop.... kudasai..

130 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-19 02:48 [Del]

What kind of person asks their mom if they have a waifu

131 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-19 03:00 [Del]

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

132 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-19 03:00 [Del]

What happens if your mom has the same waifu as you?

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VIP QUALITY Wikipedia Links [PART 2] (23)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-02 10:06 [Del]

14 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-12 16:49 [Del]

You're probably on this list for browsing image boards.

15 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-12 19:21 [Del]

Very nice[i]![/i]

16 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-14 09:55 [Del]

20 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-18 06:47 [Del]

21 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-18 07:32 [Del]

23 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-19 02:28 [Del]

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Youtubes of VIP Quality [Part 3] (899)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2012-05-19 15:27 [Del]

890 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-15 05:30 [Del]

why is youtube recommending korean minecraft videos for me when I never watch korean videos or minecraft videos

891 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-15 08:46 [Del]

Now's your chance!

892 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-15 22:34 [Del]

893 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-16 12:14 [Del]
Despite the title, I regret to report that this video was not very VIP.

894 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 09:48 [Del]

895 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 18:56 [Del]

896 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-18 00:15 [Del]

897 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-18 04:36 [Del]

898 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-18 17:04 [Del]

899 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-18 19:11 [Del]

Hatsune Miku releases her new hit single

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moot shut down the text boards. (11)

1 Name: L33tUK : 2014-04-17 18:11 [Del]

Fuck you moot, you fucking faggot.

2 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 18:52 [Del]


3 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 21:37 [Del]

It's ok, >>1-san. You still have us!

4 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 22:24 [Del]

fuck you

5 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 22:24 [Del]

fuck you

6 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 22:24 [Del]

fuck you

7 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 22:25 [Del]


8 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 22:25 [Del]


9 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-18 00:47 [Del]

It hurts to live.

10 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-18 09:47 [Del]

Moot in a hoot.


11 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-18 12:26 [Del]

Oh great, now the worst poster from world4ch is here.

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1 Name: VIPPER : 2014-02-15 03:09 [Del]


36 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-12 14:22 [Del]

O K !

37 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-12 14:23 [Del]

On second thought, it might be a while. I sliced up my fingers so I can't play guitar or bass for a while.

38 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-12 14:40 [Del]


39 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-14 16:56 [Del]


All I want for Christmas is V1PTR0NIC.

40 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-14 23:19 [Del]

I might do a cover of Mongoloid by Devo or Barbarian by Electric Wizard or some stupid dumb original song

41 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-14 23:50 [Del]

I want to do a barbershop quartet using VIP lyrics, but I can't think of any that are quite VIP enough and in the right meter for the music I'd like to use.

42 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-15 13:48 [Del]

I'd love to hear an Electric Wizard cover

43 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 21:39 [Del]

I'm starting to learn how to make chiptunes, I'd love to be able to share with VIPPERs!

44 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 22:20 [Del]


What software are you using?

45 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 22:26 [Del]

your mom

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[LISTEN] Music Discussion Thread [ENJOY] (519)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-25 13:12 [Del]

Let's discuss our favorite music!

i@OƒΦOj Music related youtubes are okay!

(@߁Νί) Let's enjoy music together! Nipponsei - Good site!
Just about any anime OST/OP released can be found here (or atleast most of the more recent ones).

510 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-06 02:16 [Del]

I've never heard it before now, but yes, I like it. Do you?

511 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-06 12:04 [Del]

I can't find the source for the song used in the first half of SUPER KITCHEN BATTLE!! by DJ ROCKET PROPELLED CHAINSAWS in the vipper album V I I I O L E N C E ! and it's really bothering me.

512 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-06 16:58 [Del]

I think it's nice

513 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-06 17:03 [Del]
the sakura are blooming
the house is booming

514 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-06 22:52 [Del]

515 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-09 20:54 [Del]

517 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-13 05:41 [Del]

518 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-14 03:20 [Del]

519 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 18:59 [Del]

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[LINKS] VIP Quality Link Thread [INTERNET] (601)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2012-02-25 09:45 [Del]

Let's post VIP Quality links from all over the net!
A flash, an image, a song, a video, anything!

I'll start.

592 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-14 23:47 [Del]

doesn't seem to do anything on my browser, what's it supposed to do?

593 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-15 08:10 [Del]

It's a static 3D model, arguably rendered in OpenGL. You can move the camera with your mouse and zoom with the scroll wheel, which in turn allows you to see her pantsu (she's wearing white pantsu, I did this at work so be grateful I took the risk to tell you this). Input doesn't seem to work on Firefox, and Safari just won't show shit. Everything just works on Chrome.

594 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-15 11:30 [Del]


> Chrome

Is Inori a jew enabler then? I suddenly lost interest in her pantsu.

595 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-15 13:16 [Del]

I'm using an ``old'' version of Firefox (24.3.0) and it works perfectly. Are you doing something wrong?

596 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-15 13:21 [Del]

Yes, I was doing something wrong because now it works. My excuse is that it was still early in the morning.

597 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-15 14:59 [Del]

I see a faint pinkness around the crotch area of her panties. Is she aroused? Also what is the poor girl doing in the middle of a vast field of nothingness? What kind of cruel soul would trao her there?

598 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-15 18:41 [Del]

599 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-15 20:51 [Del]

I am obligated to state that ``RE: 1337'' on that site is misattributed. Anon was simply quoting Linus, who made that statement about C++, in September of 2007.

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601 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 18:55 [Del]

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[internet] Status of SAoVQ [SERIOUS BUSINESS] WARNING: possible actual serious discussion (13)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2014-03-09 12:44 [Del]

I have a few questions pertaining to the maintenance of SAoVQ as well as the maintenance of QUALITY within it:

Is this site stable? As in, could it just boon off the Internet tomorrow?
Is anyone currently archiving SAoVQ's content?
Who administrates it?
Would they like any assistance? Cool and/or free? What?
I was here when the imageboard had to be shut down. Will it be restored?

This website has an incredibly unique culture, being Japanese in design and content, but all the users seem to be Western (or at least you all speak English very well). I've been lurking here for years and I hate to think that this Internet treasure may disappear someday. On the other hand, perhaps it's better to VIP into the sunset. There are worse fates for a BBS.

4 Name: VIPPER : 2014-03-09 17:40 [Del]



Dear God, no. If I'd have to do more name dropping I'd add wik or Airskadt, but I think the site is pretty stable as it is. I think halcy -is- an administrator.

5 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-14 11:07 [Del]

well, we have if we ever want to look back on what the site looked like, right?

6 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-14 13:20 [Del]

I'm not SAoVQ's admin, but I personally set my domains and web hosting to be auto-renewed. As in, on the day they're supposed to expire, money is deducted from my account and they are registered for yet another year. I'm not sure if all domain registrars or web hosts do this, but mine do.

7 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-14 16:57 [Del]

I'm not an admin of anything at all, but I do own a domain name, and my host very strongly recommends auto-renewal to me every chance they get. I don't (out of stubbornness, I guess), but for any arbitrary domain (such as SAoVQ) I would give greater than even odds that it's on auto-renew.

8 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-14 18:05 [Del]

Archduke not, pls.

h*lcy is the guy "in charge" of SAoVQ.

9 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-14 18:46 [Del]

Sites may come and go, but VIP Quality is eternal.
It may bear a different name, and different people may gather under its standard, but it will live on nonetheless.
That being said, I do prefer this site sometimes, though there are plenty of other struggling text boards out there.

10 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-15 09:28 [Del]

If you love something, let it go.

This thread is lame.
Name-dropping is unVIP.

11 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 11:15 [Del]

Drone napping, on the other hand, is extremely VIP

12 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 16:42 [Del]

I don't care if it is lame. I have had a crush on Halcy since 08 and any time there is a chance to talk about him it makes me kind of giggly.

13 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 18:54 [Del]


Yesterday I got 404'd when I tried to access the site. I saw this post a few days before and had assumed the worst had happened.

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ITT We reach 1000 with more things that can make you a better VIPPER: Scorrini Testarossa Remix (442)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2014-02-13 09:36 [Del]

  1. Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast.

433 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-15 10:48 [Del]

433. Eat bacon crisps straight out of the bag by tilting your head backwards and directing the flow of the bag's contents into your open mouth.

434 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-16 14:01 [Del]

434. Wear two pairs of socks when it's cold out.

435 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 08:32 [Del]

435. Ejaculate.

436 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 14:12 [Del]

436. Ranger wipe

437 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 14:50 [Del]

437. Go for a walk

438 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 17:06 [Del]

438. Don't celebrate your birthday. Stay home and drink alone secure in the knowledge no one will ever love you because you don't deserve love, happiness, or anything good in your life. You are one of the damned and you should never let yourself forget that.

439 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 17:17 [Del]

439. Quit being a faggot

440 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 17:40 [Del]

440. There is nothing wrong with being gay.

441 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 18:48 [Del]

441. stop shit posting

442 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-18 19:04 [Del]

442. A shitpost a day keeps the doctor away.

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[Anime] Let's chat about anime! [Cartoons] (521)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2010-04-06 12:48 [Del]

This is a new anime discussion thread for general anime discussion since we've been using the Spring 2008 thread for the past two years.

( L₯ƒΦ₯) Let's have tea and chat about anime!
( ‚Β’UO@η@η@η@η@η@η@η@η

512 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-06 21:23 [Del]

What about a gambling themed high school slice-if life in space.

Anzu is a shit.

513 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-07 05:08 [Del]

What are some quality anime shorts? I don't really have the attention span or time for a 13 or 26 episode series.
I just finished watching Genius Party and now I'm watching Sweat Punch. They are pretty cool.

On a side note, I have noticed that watching a current-season show and then discussing it with people on the internet can be really satisfying. The last time I did that was with Index and Railgun (first seasons only). Maybe I should give it a go again, although downloading episodes individually is annoying, and you have to constantly watch the episodes as they come out in order to stay up to date with everyone else who is watching and discussing it. I like the lazy and relaxed nature of downloading a whole series at once and taking my sweet time to finish it.

Is this why neurotypicals watch TV? Maybe it's not about the stupid shows, but it's that you can talk about it with people. It's an easy cop-out/go-to conversation topic when you have nothing else to talk about and want to fill some awkward silence or break the ice or something. I don't have a TV though.

514 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-07 08:52 [Del]

If you liked Genius Party, please continue with Genius Party Beyond. The older anthologies "Robot Carnival" and "Neo-Tokyo" are really good. Atsuko Fukushima is heavily involved with both of the openings. She is an excellent animator that unfortunately doesn't have a lot of material. She's also the wife of Koji Morimoto, another prolific animator that's on these two projects as well.

They're both also on Genius Party. She did "Genius Party" (the opening with the bird) and he did "Dimension Bomb."

There was a compilation of indie anime, but I can't remember the title. I've been hearing some things about "Anime Sakka Zakka" or something like that. I'm not too sure what it is. Here is a video of it?

Another cool collaborative work is "Winter Days" Each animator in the project animated a stanza of a poem. It has animation superstars Yuriy Norshteyn and Jacques Drouin!!!!!

515 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-10 17:47 [Del]

How did you you like the new Index announcement? Season III never, not enough material.

516 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-10 18:44 [Del]

I know you meant short in another sense, but I am going to interpret it my own way and recommend Miss Monochrome. It is fun little nonsense in bite sized three minutes episodes.

517 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-10 20:20 [Del]

Link? The idea that there isn't enough material for another two seasons seems a bit silly to me, considering they're roughly halfway through the story.

518 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-10 21:12 [Del]

Anime shorts? I like Ika Musume. The episodes are technically full length, but they're divided into three separate parts.

Cromartie High's pretty funny as well, ~10 minutes per episode.

What else... Plastic Nee-san and Senyuu..

Did anyone watch Pupa? Did it turn out ok?

519 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-11 18:39 [Del]

turned out to be what the manga was

there's the start where his sister gets turned into a monster

then cycle of:
talking with scientists, friends, family, maybe a flashback
hot little sister eating brother action
oh shit! it's the bad guys (sometimes their dad shows up too to kick some ass along with the mc's)
holy crap did one of the main characters just die!?
screen fades out episode/chapter at end of arc

also the ending theme is a really cool song

tl;dr: it's great

520 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-14 07:24 [Del]

Yama no Susume.

521 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 17:01 [Del]

The announcement is on project index, Kamachi.exe is working on a new project and they are releasing a thundere energy drink. The Not Enough Material thing comes from a post they made a few months back where they said there would be no Index III because 'not enough material for further seasons,' despite the fact there are 30+ novels worth of material and they have only covered the first fourteen and some of the SS. Personally I want to see a certain cloned imouto spin off featuring 10032 19090 13577 and 10039 living together in a weird slice of life comedy. It would be much better than the accelerator spinoff which so far has been fucking horrible.

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[ƒRƒ~ƒbƒN] Manga Discussion Thread [COMIC] (335)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-23 22:15 [Del]

Let's discuss Japanese comics!!

šCan't be bothered to buy?™(ί„Dί)
#lurk +
Biggest and most complete English scanlation archive on the intarwebs.
It's worth learning IRC to use this.

Latest scanlations releases can usually be found here

It's like MangaUpdates, but shittier.

[Manga Upload] COMIC BOMBER
Lots of quality stuff here to be read. :*

327 Name: VIPPER : 2014-03-16 13:48 [Del]


328 Name: VIPPER : 2014-03-17 06:01 [Del]


329 Name: VIPPER : 2014-03-23 07:23 [Del]

Why does every Magi doujinshi have to be shota? I want one that focuses on Morgiana and her delicious thighs.

330 Name: VIPPER : 2014-03-27 12:47 [Del]

Two weeks away from the end of a half decade long Berserk sabbatical. You excited VIPPERs?

331 Name: VIPPER : 2014-03-28 10:42 [Del]

I like ao haru ride.

332 Name: VIPPER : 2014-03-28 10:43 [Del]

I like ao haru ride.

333 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-02 22:58 [Del]

Man I forgot how great My Balls is. Fantastic series.

I had forgotten about the fisting scene it is truly one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a manga.

334 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-16 21:28 [Del]

I'm rereading Parasyte in anticipation for the anime this fall. I forgot how good this stuff was.

It's worth checking thing bloated unedited Del Rey scans from Kickthekitty/Random Scans, they have a much better translation than the stuff floating around.

335 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 11:09 [Del]

At first I was like wow, an anime adaptation! That's brave, and awesome!

But then I was like, live action? What hath nippon wrought

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Bump this thread every time you visit for the LAST TIME today! (23)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-07 08:15 [Del]

Goodbye VIPPERs until tomorrow.

14 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-09 21:56 [Del]

Good night

15 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-10 11:13 [Del]

My belly aches

16 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-11 01:10 [Del]

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17 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-12 13:56 [Del]

I fear I might get insufferably grumpy and drunk tonight. Oyasumi nasai~

18 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-14 12:21 [Del]

I'm going to bed early.

19 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-14 15:10 [Del]

20 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-15 20:55 [Del]

oh, this is just awful

21 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-16 22:05 [Del]

i need to start going to bed earlier...

22 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 00:07 [Del]

In an old house in paris all covered with vines
lived twelve little girls in two straight lines.
In two straight lines they broke their bread,
and brushed their teeth, and went to bed.

23 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-17 07:31 [Del]

IMMA FIRING MAH Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

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Is this place safe from the Jews? (11)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2008-03-14 14:12 [Del]

I want to make sure no Jews are found here

2 Name: JEW : 2008-03-14 20:38 [Del]


3 Name: VIPPER : 2008-03-20 03:58 [Del]

They tried once, but were driven off. Sadly this means we are left hating >>71's ugly mug.

4 Name: VIPPER : 2008-03-20 11:07 [Del]

>>5 is a panda

5 Name: VIPPER : 2008-03-20 14:13 [Del]

Hello I am a panda. Have you ever heard the sound of a panda sneezing? I will recreate it in text if you have not. EEEEEEEE

7 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-14 23:27 [Del]

8 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-15 00:41 [Del]

9 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-15 00:56 [Del]

A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in

He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.

He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze
rat, and $1000 for the story behind it".

The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat.

As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him.
As he continues to walk, more rats start following him.

He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By
the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats
following him.

He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the
bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown.

The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, "Ah!, so
your back for the story".

The guys says, "No, I was wondering, do you have any bronze Jews?"

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VIPTronic/DQN Music Downloads!?!?!?? (14)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2014-03-25 23:17 [Del]

I've recently wiped my computer, and to my dismay I forgot to backup my collection of DQN Electronics and VIPTronic albums!
It seems a large majority of the albums are no longer hosted on DF, would anyone be kind enough to re-upload all of the DQN and VIPTronic albums? Or perhaps point me to a place where they are all being hosted?

5 Name: VIPPER : 2014-03-26 09:46 [Del]

What all is missing? I have QUADRX in addition to those, but are there others?

6 Name: VIPPER : 2014-03-26 12:07 [Del]

I'm actually not sure, as those are the only ones I have. If anyone else has the rest, has instructions on uploading.

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8 Name: greys seedbox : 2014-03-26 19:52 [Del]

Hello I am greys seedbox.
If there are torrent files of all the VIPtronic albums I would gladly seed them.

9 Name: VIPPER : 2014-03-27 09:55 [Del]

All of these files exist in a local directory. Seeding is possible, albeit slowly.

10 Name: VIPPER : 2014-03-27 12:27 [Del]

There was apparently a DQN electronics 10, but it's notoriously difficult to find and I've come to believe it never existed in the first place

11 Name: VIPPER : 2014-03-28 00:07 [Del]

Isn't that DQN ELECTRONICS 2010?

12 Name: VIPPER : 2014-03-28 19:33 [Del]

I'm firmly of the opinion that if DQN ELECTRONICS ever make another album, it should be titled DQN ELECTRONICS TEN to complete the circle of confusion

13 Name: VIPPER : 2014-03-30 00:25 [Del]

they really missed an opportunity by not calling it vol '10 half of the time.

14 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-15 19:00 [Del]

Just poking back in to post a useful thing!
Using >>6-san's site, and wget(for those VIPPERS with a Unix) or Visual WGet(For everybody else), you can recursively download everything in It even makes folders for all the different directories!

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Post ITT every time you remember your dream (580)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2011-11-07 12:49 [Del]

I had a dream in which I was going on a trip with my friends and my mum was driving me to train station, but on our way I realised that I forgot something really important and there was no time to go home to get it back, so I couldn't go on the trip. On the station I met another friend and she took me to her city. We had no plans, so we went out to improvise.
There was a spider exhibition and my friend agreed to go only if I enter first and confirm that the spiders aren't overly creepy. One spider was a regular hairy big spider, but the other one was a small back spider that appeared to make long, vary fast jumps. The exhibition lady told me not to get overly excited about the spider's speed, that these are not really jumps, but the spider just teleports to a new location. After several jumps and our attempts to catch the spider, my friend came in with another girl, saying that we can't keep her waiting forever. So the three of us got out and grabbed something to eat at a Chinese restaurant.
There, in the restaurant, was that young whore that seduced and kissed everyone but was really poor. We had to go back and we took her on our train. The last thing I remember is me, two of my girl friends, the whore, and my gay friend that I don't know when appeared on the train.

571 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-13 11:19 [Del]

I joined an Air Force, not sure which country's.

572 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-13 12:59 [Del]

The resident adviser of our dorm pulled the fire alarm to get all the residents gathered on the field so he could divulge his evil MGS-like plan. Luckily I slipped into my room and got some kinda weapon. I killed him and destroyed his evil glass enclosed (plants) or something. Then me and my friends went to some presentation about science or some shit and I borrowed a small plastic cup from a girl sitting next to me. After the presentation I said that I was going to throw away the cup since I didn't know where it came from. I actually did know where it came from, but I just wanted to mess with the girl that lent it to me. She didn't react at all so I gave up and said "Oh this was your cup wasn't it?" and she said no it was Amanda's (who the hell is Amanda?). So I wait for Amanda to get back so I can return the cup. Amanda comes and walks in front of my seat and starts talking about how her name is Jimmy something while holding a yellow legal pad. I say "I don't have time for this shit" and stand up and nudge her out of my way after dropping the cup.

573 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-13 16:15 [Del]

I was at a military base that was about to be under attack by nazi soldiers and I was given a mission to delay the attack. I made my way onto a fire escape right next to all the nazi soldiers who were standing in formation and I began throwing grenade sized snowmen at them. When the snowmen hit the soldiers they would freeze and then I would throw down a grenade to make them shatter. After several minutes of this I ran out of snowmen and a soldier climbed up and threw me off the fire escape. Hitler pointed a automatic rifle at my head about to execute me but then my superior, General Morden from the Metal Slug series, rode up on a motorcycle. He pleaded with Hitler not to kill me but Hitler refused his request. Upon hearing Hitler's response, General Morden pulled out a pistol and began firing directly at Hitler's head but he did not have any bullets. Hitler was enraged and shot me in the head.

574 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-13 16:47 [Del]

This is why you can't get a girlfriend.

575 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-13 23:28 [Del]

I was on a train platform with my girlfriend and i was holding her purse. she started telling me how our relationship was just a short thing and she didn't really love me and she was breaking up with me. I got upset and threw her purse on the train tracks and walked off. Then i felt really happy and free and then i woke up to her holding me in her sleep.

576 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-14 01:40 [Del]

I was flying around a grocery store. It looked like an old grocery store. The ceiling was kind of low, compared to the supermarket, and all the shelves were wood paneled. As I floated aroun dat a constant height of about eight feet, casually lying on my side in midair, the customers, who were invariably old, would look up at me with disapproving expressions, as if I were a misbehaving child.

577 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-14 11:31 [Del]

I was at a bank and I was going to withdraw some money, but I was talking too much or something and the cashier lady was like. We are closing and we have a lot of people in line. We are going to pay you 16 dollars to leave the store. So, I said okay, but I forgot to get the money out of the bank. So, I write my name down on a list. And only three people take the offer the rest stay to talk to the cashier, but then they try to con us. One guy leaves before he takes the money because we have to wait in closing to get it. There are three workers there all female and they are berating us to leave. I go up and try to get my 16 dollars and they are like you are not on the list. So, I realized this was a ploy to get us out of line, but I physically threaten them and they produce the list. They take me and this other guy who the loved or something to get our 16 dollars to the back room. They give us 16 dollars and said that is one strike against you. I ask, what? What is three strikes going to be. They don't say and I walk out of the bank and wake up. Pretty boring dream but maybe it means I'm doing something wrong.

578 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-14 20:25 [Del]

I almost never remember my dreams, but when I do they're either visceral nightmares or fairly complete stories that feel like I've revised several times.

This one was of a powerful woman, a vice president of some mining corporation, who had been living on/in orbit around Io for the past few years. She had three sons, one of whom who had been born in orbit around Io, but the boy's father was gone (the dream didn't mention it, but I think he was another company official who had died in a mining accident). When the youngest boy was something like three or five years old (this part wasn't clear), a physician informed her that unless her sons were taken to Earth and put in gravitational therapy immediately, their physiology would deteriorate from the low gravity to the point where they would be unable to live except in space, and would probably die young.

The dream opened when the mother was delivering her children to the therapy center on Earth. The two eldest children were bent almost double under their own weight, with canes and leg braces, while the youngest was unable to walk at all. The mother, a headstrong, powerful lady who was used to not taking shit from anybody, was staggering but refused to show any weakness. She was irritable and snapped at her children, but they understood.

She was ordering them to hide their crutches as best they could, and not show any weakness. "It would anger your mother Io", she said, "to see one of her sons bow under the rule of another," only when she said it, it was much grander. It was made clear in dream-metaphor at this point that she had been a driving force for political independence of Io, and was torn between a mothers' protective instincts for her children and self-loathing over having to crawl to Earth (almost literally) for anything.

The rest of the dream focused on her last order to the two eldest sons: to not allow the third one (who could not walk) into a common area where other children were playing, possibly because it would bring shame, but possibly because he might become influenced by Earth culture. The dream then mostly followed the two older sons stoically attempting to carry this out, but ultimately failing when the youngest encountered an escalator that took him to an upper level with a glass floor. The dream closed with his eye pressed against the floor, watching a boy and girl below play a game of chess. He was apart from them - separated by distance and his body, but he could see everything and was, in some way, taking part in it.

The dream concluded in a manner that told me this was supposed to be deeply moving and symbolic, and that I was supposed to see this as a crucial moment in the development of the young boy, as if it were a flashback in a novel. I found it a bit trite, however.

579 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-15 01:15 [Del]

I received a letter from the management office saying that my neighbors were complaining about the noise I was making at night and that it was disturbing their sleep. I had to be extra quiet and it was not fun.

580 Name: VIPPER : 2014-04-19 00:55 [Del]

I rehearsed a dream to myself, but I'm no longer able to remember it. It was incredibly mundane, for a dream. I do remember remarking to myself over that.

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